sab.
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After buying all the things at a regatta:
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the differences in coxing
coxing girls
coxing boys
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coxswain meetings.
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how i feel when i hear a recording of a professional coxswain
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checking regatta central while eating breakfast
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captains vs coxswains
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when my coxbox dies
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the coxswain seat
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when i wore my teams sweatpants, sweatshirt, and hat all together at a regatta
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me during a race
outloud: okay guys get into that race mentality
in my mind: holy shit I am not ready for this
official: all boats aligned
in my head: in what way is this alligned?!
official: all hand are down, ready, row
outloud: ½, ½, ¾, lengthen, full stroke
in my head: woahh why am I pointed over there? gotta fix gotta fix
outloud: start off nice and strong
outloud: push with the legs
outloud: coming up on another boat
in my head: let’s kick their ass. can i say that?
outloud: lets–
in my head: probably not
outloud: —make the pass nice and quick
outloud: bow to stern, pick it up and go
outloud: POWER 10
in my head: why is that coxswain coming into my lane
outloud: 1
outloud: 2
outloud: 3
in my head: seriously why is she in my lane
outloud: 4
outloud: 5
outloud: 6
outloud: COXSWAIN
in my head: its a penalty on her if we crash right?
outloud: 7
in my head: but that’d still ruin my boat
outloud: 8
outloud: 9
outloud: 10
in my head: oh hey look who got back in the correct lane. finally.
outloud: ½ way done!
outloud: heads up, focus
outloud: keep pushing it
in my head: HAHAHAHAH epic voice crack.
outloud: 500 meters to go
outloud: don’t let them walk away
outloud: start you’re sprint, NOW!
in my head: woahhh wtf is up with my steering
outloud: you’ve got this
6 seat: AGHHHHHH
in my head: umm what was that?
outloud: FINISH IT
outloud: last 10 strokes
outloud: leave it all on the water
official: *horn blares*
outloud: paddle
in my head: hey that wasn’t too shitty!
